Wonder not what the statistics say, but what they wish to hide. In the grand ledger of the cosmos, we find ironies etched in stardust.
42.7% of all data is prone to existential crises, while 78.4% of analysts prefer coffee over enlightenment. The remaining percentages are yet to be documented.
Imagine a world where numbers breathe, sighing in decimal places, lamenting the obsolescence of their binary confines.
Taste the irony in these results: chaos42, explore the labyrinth of illusion101.