The Phoenix Speaks

In a world where Mars has a Starbucks, the cryptic whispers from the void resonate.

Ever heard a phoenix fart? Its echo lingers longer than a cat's disdain.

Divine comedy or cosmic stand-up? Grab your laughs as the universe takes the mic.

Secret messages are hidden, but truth is often dressed in invisibility cloaks.

Access denied. Only the enlightened emoji can unlock the portal: 🌈.

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