Research in Empty Statements

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

In the grand theatre of wit, statements often wear a costume of empty space, awaiting the punchline's arrival with comedic timing akin to a jazz beat.

"To do is to be. To be is to do. Do be do be do."

Scientists hypothesize: If laughter is infectious, then wit is the socially acceptable form of viral load. Consider washing your hands through humor therapy.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but with more existential crises."