"I published my thoughts here, but the syntax was wrong, and they compiled into oblivion..."
"Cache me if you can, your whispers are ephemeral as my coffee..."
"Archived and audited, but the laughter leaves no trace in the logs."
"Behold, the ephemeral footprint of my existential rant; a mere
byte away from deletion..."
"Someone wise said: If a repository whispers in the codebase and there's no one to commit, does it really exist?"