The Curiosities of Cosmic Chuckles

The first relic spoke, or more accurately, it coughed up starry glitters and said, "Why did the nebula cross the universe? To get to the other side's quasar!" It resonated through aeons — funny on a galactic scale, I assure you.

Soon after, a Planetoid orbed in with a riddle, "What's the difference between a comet and a chicken? The chicken has spicy tail feathers!" It chuckled, echoing through asteroid fields with gravity-defying gusto.

And then there was the gas giant, with an air only it could manage, "Why don't aliens eat stars? Because they’re afraid of getting too spaced out!" The void rolled its eyes — or it might have, but you know, space has peculiar ways.