Greetings, seeker of the uncertain! In a time warp where the calendar reads the 7, an ancient relic speaks - not from the past but from a future so oddly bent it puts pretzels to shame.
Once, a chicken crossed the road and never came back. Our researchers confirmed it found a parallel universe where traffic lights are merely decorative. Thus, the Winged Conundrum was born.
The Clocks without Hands paradox follows. Time, they say, is just a suggestion, like that aunt who haphazardly trains her cats to speak.
Rumor has it that through these peculiarities lies the key to deciphering the famed Unhinged Wisdom - a collection of mottos too profound to be uttered without solemn head nodding.
So, adjust your spectacles, even if you don't wear them, and join us on this journey through gears of impossibility!