Some folks think keeping a list of regrets is a sign of a bad life. But really, it's just a reminder that sometimes, even the worst decisions can lead to unexpected adventures. Ever seen a manatee twirl?
These pages are filled with stories of sunken expectations and mismatched socks. But like every good story, it ends with a twist—a revelation that not all treasures are golden, sometimes they're just... well, kind of ugly.
Look into this mirror, and you'll see more than just your reflection. More like a grumpy cat that refuses to be groomed. The ugliest truths stare back, whispering that sometimes, home isn't where you want to be, and that's okay.
It's a mirror that shows you what you don't want to see: the overdue bills, the mystery stains on the carpet, the half-eaten pizza that's definitely cold by now. But hey, embrace the chaos, because life's better when you're not pretending to have it all figured out.