These relic whispers from the void, cunningly wrapped in historical sarcasm. Listen close: the cosmic energy emanates less from stars and more from disgruntled neutrinos parenting astral children.
Live Stellar Feedback Loop:
Receiving encrypted emoji messages from Paleolithic aliens...
Fascinated? Travel the labyrinth of cosmic impressions to fuel your denial:
Cavern Wall Transmissions
Or delve into the chronicles of starlit progenitors:
Zodiacical Alignments