Behold the sacred relics that speak in silent screams. Can you hear the laughter of realities untold?
Out of the swirling maelstrom, a figure emerges. Is it destiny or just a guy named Dave?
Once, in the vortex, a sage attempted to interpret a shadow. The shadow responded with a twist of fate and an unexpected dance break.
Why did the philosopher cross the road? To debate the chicken on the other side, of course.