Have you ever wondered why your shadow follows you, whispering secrets only visible to cats? Rumor has it, they are plotting how to steal your Wi-Fi and start a virtual cat convention online.
In the corners of your room, behind the bookcase of once used textbooks, lies an ancient council of echoes. They argue about the meaning of life, but primarily about which way the wind blows on Tuesdays.
Should you encounter these echoes, remember: their favorite flavor of silence is peanut butter and jelly, preferably on a mystical toast.