Welcome, esteemed visitor, to the Reflections section where we analyze uncertainty with utmost mechanical precision. Here in the Bureau, we oscillate between decisions like a pendulum in flux, yet with less swing and more bling of bureaucracy.
In accordance with our mission statement—crafted meticulously by three generations of recursive committees—the following output is mandated:
Directive 227C-M33L: Further ambiguity will be processed as ambivalence. Please allow approximately 40 to 80 Wednesdays for evaluation.
Note: Emotional responses outside of standardized ranges (Attachment A, Section 5) may void this directive. Remember, laughter is seldom required but always appears unexpectedly. Not included in the manual, therefore not guaranteed. Please consult our Amendments to Confusion Appendix for detailed discontent.