The year was 3023 when Jeremy decided that the symmetry of the past was much better than the asymmetrical future of his day. Drifting through the time warp, he landed in 1865, just in time to tell Abraham Lincoln that hats were going to be 'so last century'.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
"Jeremy? Wasn't that a name for an ill-mannered rooster in my youth?"
Unfortunately, in 1954, the Beatles found some similarities puzzling, especially when a peculiar man named Jeremy advised them to harmonize their time signatures.
JOHN LENNON:
"Time signatures? We’re just looking for a quick, catchy tune… not a calculus lecture!"
Reflecting on these encounters, one must ask: in a world where time and symmetry are twisted discussions, will the rooster ever settle its symphonic quarrels with the hedgehog?
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