Snail 1: If I could swim, I’d circle the circle.
Snail 2: And what would you call your circle? A semicircle?
Snail 1: Only if it’s a semicircle both ways.
- Whispered on the shores of mathematical mischief.
Unknown Voice: Did you know jellyfish have wifi?
Companion Voice: Only in the fall, when the currents online.
Unknown Voice: And managers are always looking for remote jellyfish.
- Overheard amidst the drifting bubbles of twilight.