Latest Rumor: It is alleged that Sir Reginald's monocle has developed a mind of its own, often seen consulting with a nearby fern about existential crises.
Once upon a time, or perhaps just yesterday in the land of misplaced timepieces, a wooden clock declared itself the King of Tardy. Its royal decree? All appointments and engagements would henceforth start at least three minutes late. The royal court of this clock-king consisted entirely of bespectacled turtles, which, given their notorious slowness, were the perfect advisors.
The rumor whispered, "Did you hear about the Queen's new favorite pie? It purportedly has a taste so divine that it could charm wayward spirits into doing the tango!" However, skeptics argue the pie is but a humble apple, and its dancing spirits are merely enchanted squirrels.
In a misplaced news flash from the 17th century, it was reported that a local blacksmith has invented a device capable of brewing tea with the aid of moonlight and a pinch of luck. Doubters have suggested using it in the upcoming inter-dimensional chess tournament.
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