To achieve temporal alignment, first, ensure that your Schrödinger's cat is observing you from the left side. If she purrs, you're on the right track. If not, follow these steps:
- Open the quantum window and let the virtual breeze in.
- Align your particles with a 30-degree angle on the existential compass.
- Whisper to the parallel universes about your dreams of apple pie (ignore their existential crisis).
- Invert the timeline using an inversion tool purchased from the multiverse's local hardware store.
Remember, if you find yourself lost in an alternate reality, simply reboot the reality engine and try again.