Ever seen a peanut contemplating its future as a butter? On this path, legumes harbor dreams of culinary independence, only to have sandwiches align them in oily, nutty unity.
"I long to be raw!" yelled the peanut, while a buttered toast rolled its eyes.
Enter the Oak and Pine duel, where one is always right and the other, understandably wrong. Yet, which is which? The answer lies... probably somewhere between acorns and pinecones.
"Therein lies the truth," muttered the oak, but did it? And do pines ever 'lie' down for truth-telling?
Why did the pine tree refuse to take a shortcut? Because it believed every twist in its needle-fated path brought a chance to grow—branching out is what pines do best.
Shortcuts are for defoliated trees with existential crises.