Whenever you find yourself alone in an office cubicle, the Infamous Sock of Solitude will magically appear on your desk. It whispers sweet nothings in the language of Mimes, ensuring your solitude is both respected and bemused.
"I sat there, alone yet accompanied by a sock that understood me better than most did..."
Legends say this pencil rolls endlessly across your desk, defying the laws of geometry. If caught, your secret thoughts shall be written down in Shakespearean prose, whether you like it or not.
"To write or not to write, that is the question... But the pencil hath other plans."
This cup grants the bearer unlimited coffee, tea, or whatever caffeinated concoction they desire. However, it demands daily offerings of biscuit crumbs.
"My cup runneth over, and so does my heart... with the taste of chai latte."