Initiate protocol "Gaze Upon the Swirling Red." Memorandum: skies exhibit a peculiar crimson pigmentation. Hypothesis: Atmospheric irritants or extraterrestrial ketchup overflow.
Forward-looking observations undertaken by automated drone (humorously named "SkyFetcher 3000") indicate no immediate threats from aforementioned ketchup. However, aerial sauces remain under constant evaluation.
Protocol compliance mandates citizen involvement: all roof-bound entities must report sightings via channels yet to be determined. Remember, we operate in stringently mechanical, yet slightly humorous, conditions.
As the crimson spectacle persists, the inquiry into the mechanics of sky coloration continues. Could it be a universal prank, destined for the history books under "Cosmic Misadventures"?