Gather 'round, O seekers of sagaciously sardonic stories. Our tale unfolds amidst holographic haystacks in the forgotten far-off future.
In this epoch where wristwatches have begun reincarnating as potted plants, the rogue adventurers known as the Tiddlywink Timekeepers set forth on their calamitous quest.
Q: How many accountants does it take to change a future?
A: None! They simply create a parallel timeline where everything is depreciated.
Example of Tiddlywink Trickery: A dialogue maintained with fridge magnets offering unsolicited advice on thermonuclear salad strategies.
Motto: "Why walk when you can hover just above the necessary threshold?"
The Timekeepers remain lost, not because they can't find directions, but due to patenting a perpetual-motion GPS. Seek solace in:
So weave through the temporal fibers and bask audaciously in the alternate realities below!