The Alchemy of Accidents

Distillation Mishap

Ingredients: One pot of optimism, two cups of mediocrity, and a sprig of overconfidence.

Method:

1. Start with a gentle simmer of enthusiasm.
2. Gradually mix in the mediocrity, stirring counter-clockwise — because the universe has a sense of symmetry.
3. Add overconfidence until the mixture bubbles vigorously and begins spontaneously narrating its life story.
4. If the pot starts dancing, you've succeeded! (Or perhaps failed spectacularly.)

Warning: Using excessive ambition can result in unforeseen explosions.

Confirm Your Nightmares

Transmutation of Troubles

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

Why does Melvin's metal mug turn to jelly at noon? Brunch sorcery, that's why.

In the world of unwelcome metamorphosis, croissants become crusty spell-books unshed in tears.

Potion Mechanics 101