Broken Mirror Control Panel

Operational Status

Mirrors, when aligned, provide accurate yet distorted views. Current reflection angle: Invalid. Adjustments required.

Attention: A disaster of comic proportions has unfolded. Following parameters have been compromised:

Reflection Timestamp: 3 seconds late, causing temporal dissonance (See section 2B).
Mirror 7B: Reflected a squirrel unexpectedly wearing a tuxedo. Audit required.
Quantum Fluctuation: Shifted to "Highly Amusing." Risks including spontaneous plot twists.

Please initiate Farce Breach Protocol immediately.

For further assistance, consult the Reflective Tools Manual.

Remember: Laughter echoes longer in glass halls. Yesterday's reflections are today's punchlines.