Abstruse Light

In the midst of the park, where the daisies dared dreams of grandeur, a portal pulsed with the light of forgotten romances.
Gerald, who had just returned from an unsuccessful quest to procure gourmet cheese, stumbled into the glow. "I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that Yelp review," he muttered, eyes fixed on the swirling colors.

While the universe conspired against him, Beatrice stood poised—a vision in periwinkle tulle, clutching an umbrella despite the clear skies. "Gerald, if only you could see as clearly as I do," she sighed, her voice a melodious blend of reality and mistake.
Suddenly, a pigeon, either prophetic or comedic, landed on her umbrella, drawing gasps from the audience that had materialized for this cosmic sketch.

"A sign! Or perhaps a misdirected avian attack!" cried an enthusiastic bystander, brandishing a hotdog like a sword. The crowd erupted in laughter—or was it a collective existential crisis?
But in the shimmering light of the portal, Gerald and Beatrice made an unspoken pact to embrace the absurdity. After all, who needs clarity when you have a universe that thrives on hilariously bad Yelp reviews and light with an abstruse agenda?

Follow the path to nowhere else: Whimsy Twist or Delirious Reflection