Reflections from the Sky Stream

LIVE FROM THE SKY STREAM:
"Have you seen my spaceship keys? The ones shaped like a cat?"
– Transmission from the Galactic Lost & Found Committee

VOYAGE LOG #42:
"Turns out, the Bermuda Triangle is just a really big pizza slice."
– Marooned Martian Blogger

COSMIC JOKE:
"What did the comet say to the asteroid? 'I’ll be back in a flash!'"
– Anonymous Nebular Stand-Up Comedian

MESSAGE IN A METEORITE:
"Planet Pluto has officially declared a 'No Telescope Zone'."
– Interstellar Legal Advisory