As the universe unfurls its whimsical secrets, we pause to reflect not on the meaning of life, but on the considerable inconvenience of finding socks that match in a nebula of heretical dust.
"Asteroids?" she mused as she sipped her lunar latte, "I thought you said 'astrology' and promptly booked a star-gazing session instead."
From distant galaxies, the echoes of cosmic opera serenade the stars, a delightful cacophony punctuated by the occasional black hole hiccup. Learn More!
Wander the ether a little longer, where meteors blush as they burn through the atmosphere and planets throw celestial disco parties. Don't forget to bring your gravity bouncer!
Should you encounter a rogue galaxy, remember to tip your space-time continuum waiter. They juggle dimensional shifts while keeping your parallel universe neatly aligned.
The final wormhole exit always has a sign that reads, "Mind the Gap," and a return policy that straddles the boundary between black and white. For more adventures, check out our Wormhole Chronicles.