"Today, I asked Siri to be my mid-morning existential crisis assistant. She replied with a list of nearby coffee shops. I feel I need to upgrade my device for deeper conversations."
"Did you hear about the new animated emoji? It tried to express feelings, but ended up sending a looped GIF of itself rolling its eyes. Somehow, we resonated on all six pixelated levels."
"A day without laughter is like, uh, an app with expired permissions. My digital calendar just told me it was 'trying its best' and to 'consider buying more storage space.' Quite the comedian."
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