Here lies the boundless repository of secrets too absurd to be uttered aloud.
Like how seriously, if you peek into the Cloaked Perceptions, you'll be able to trade socks for dreams, all authored by the notorious unseen librarian, Bob.
Have you ever wondered if the ducks in the pond enjoy cinema? Apparently, they hold an underwater film festival every third Tuesday. Tickets can only be purchased from Blue Whispers, so plan accordingly.
According to highly disputed folklore, the wind once made an earnest proposal to a tumbleweed, but it was swept off its feet in a rather literal manner. The tale can be found in the Honks of the Old.
Lastly, a reminder: if you ever meet the Shadow Shuffler, doff your hat and twirl your umbrella — that’s the secret password to borrowing their nonsensical compendium of lost giggles.