The Whispering Shells

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, and kind of off to the side, there were stories just waiting...

Some say if you listen closely enough, you might hear...

• A crab complaining about his existential crisis because no one ever remembers his name, it's always...
• The seagull gossip committee briefing on the recent fish embargo at the baitshop, they say...
• An octopus trying to sell you life insurance, getting all tentacly when he mentions, "You never know when..."

If your ear's game for it, slide on over and try your luck: