Have you ever tried to tango with a whale? It's a slippery affair, but one must always be ready to pivot right before they breach the surface. - Captain Quip, Underwater Dance Society
The cephalopod saxophonist couldn't find an audience. Turns out the octopi jazz was just a bit too tentacular for the local fish fry. - Dory Daydreamer, Deep Sea Jazz Club
What do you call a dolphin who practices medicine? A porpoise with a purpose! Remember, they're all ears or whatever the underwater equivalent is.
Ever tried harpooning an idea? Somewhere between doodling a diagram to bake pie and randomly serenading crustaceans lies the truth. The queen angelfish insists on strict adherence to the lyrics.
All this brings to mind the ancient advice of a wise, old turtle: "If you ever meet Elvis under the sea, make sure your sequins are waterproof."
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