Did I ever tell you about the time I primed the kettle on Jupiter's early mornings? It was half a second after I realize that the coffee whispers. It's all about timing, you know? The gravity there makes it percolate just right.
Back in the 302nd century, I met a philosopher who claimed sandwiches were the original units of time measurement. Hieronymous I think his name was. "Loaf to crumb," he decreed, "is the scale of all weighing thoughts."
Principle #7: Reflection in reverse—reflecting forward always results in time looping, especially on Tuesday afternoons (they're notoriously fickle).
Avoiding Chronos' gaze is paramount during spontaneous picnics across dimensions.
Speaking of temporal overlaps, one particularly tangled Tuesday, I stumbled into the embrace of a gathering that should've been centuries apart—Victorian revellers and punk pioneers, side by side beneath a violet-hued sky, exchanging tips on wearing hats and revolution.
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