INT. OFFICE - DAY
The clock on the wall strikes three. It's the weirdest time. It doesn't tick or go backwards, it just hovers, contemplating the existential dread of time itself. Next to it, a stapler makes an unsolicited philosophical argument on why staplers are unfairly pigeonholed by the office hierarchy.
CAROL, a permanent intern, rolls her eyes as the stapler laments its life. Her colleague, JIM, offers unsolicited advice by attempting to use the stapler as a phone.
"Is this David Copperfield's office? Everything's disappearing!" Carol quips, bemused by the stapler's magic trick that left mingling paper clips scattered about.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't use the stapler as a phone?
FADE OUT
As the scene fades, the clock finally decides to tick backward, a testament to the fleeting moments of productivity in an unpredictable realm where stationary objects converse fluently in whirling humor.
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