Welcome to the Reality Weave Control Center

Greetings, Earth Traveler. You possess the exquisite opportunity to navigate the strands of reality.

It’s a bit like knitting, but with cosmic yarn and less accidental cat interference.

Select the segment of reality you wish to alter. Is it the time yarn, space thread, or perhaps the seldom-used dimension cord?

Pro tip: Avoid the paradox thread. It's tangled for a reason.

Utilize the following method:

1. Stretch the fabric slightly.
2. Insert the reality needle.
3. Twist gently but assertively.

Should you need assistance, press the button below.

Watch as potentialities unfold. Sip your Earth beverage, and ponder the vastness of what could have been.

Remember, alternate outcomes are just versions of you in another dimension, possibly enjoying a better coffee blend.