Have you heard the tale of the Coffee Monarch? She reigned over the land of Mild-mannered Sundaes and Powerful Scones, where dusk was painted with resplendent shades of caffeine. A where everything that matters was shimmered coated with dangerously eclectic veils and random lists from eternity.
Enter and leave her castle through the portal under the shadowy bridge, but beware—the key is lost in dialogue between the printer and the anthropomorphic stapler. You can visit her cousin, the Earl of Grey Sights, but perhaps a detour to another impossible place is in your itinerary of humorous misadventures. That, or watch out for the coffee networks plotting with cleverly encrypted espresso beans.