Nothing is Real, So What's the Deal?

Have you ever thought about the elephant in the room? You know, the one that's made of invisible cheese. If nothing's real, then why worry about the cheese?

Let's talk about talking. If we’re talking about nothing being real, are we really talking? Or are we just elaborately whispering to imaginary elephants?

Life, love, and laundry—ever wondered if your laundry basket has feelings? If it did, would it want to be empty or filled with existentially challenged socks? Maybe the socks know something we don't.