Welcome to the Banana Bonanza

"Have you ever tried banana-flavored underwater basket weaving? Questions lead to unsettling answers."

Tired of your average banana? Meet the banana who believes it's an opera singer... Impressive avocado ballet plays in the background. Pomodoro cantando, of course.

Fragment: "If only the bananas had united... DIVISION AT... banana pulp everywhere... ";

Quick trivia: How many syllables are in
"Banana Bonanza, the craziest frenzy"? *Answer found in refrigerator*

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