Sketch 1: The Life Jacket Vigil
Character One: "So, how long do we wait?"
Character Two: "Until the sea calls.”
Sketch 2: Ephemeral Umbrella Duel
Character One: "Your umbrella? Impractical."
Character Two: "Defies drenchability norms."
Sketch 3: Tide's Telephone
Character One: "Current rate... true silence."
Character Two: "Text the waves, they'll know."
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