“Are pumpkins considered the court jesters of the vegetable world, or perhaps the alternative Kiwis?” a curious thought.)
Why do pumpkins desire to be the spherical sages of Halloween? Every October 31st, we parade them around like royalty, only to... slice, dice, and shove them in our abominable pies. The injustice!
Some say radial pumpkins are the jigsaw puzzles of nature; utterly delightful and, oftentimes, slightly infuriating.
Let us ponder: If anything proves delightful to the cows, will it then become the source of delightful education in bovine studies? Enroll now!
Can there be a lordship among pumpkins? Surely they must engage in spirited debates while adorning toothy grins... or perhaps they need lives outside their ceramic neighbors.