Title Screen: "The `San` of `Quixote` - a tale swathed in irony and shadowy whispers."
Scene I: The Hero, clad in a suit of self-doubt, gazes dramatically into the far-off distance...
"Surely," he ponders, "a government form misplaced can double as a solar panel, if only one squints hard enough."
Scene II: Enter the Antagonist - a menacing windmill with blades sharper than bureaucracy itself.
Our protagonist charges forth, declaring, "You shall not grind my morale today!" (soundtrack plays a triumphant melody, ironically.)
Scene III: A wise old sage appears, brandishing a smartphone.
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" he inquires, adding a modern twist to the age-old quest.
Intermission: The audience is left to ponder, "Is the journey quixotic or merely a reflection of our own shadowy pursuits?"
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Curtain Call: The player bows, leaving the audience in stifled applause and mild confusion...