Quasar Awaiting Portal

Welcome, brave traveler! Have you ever wondered how it feels to be devoured by a cosmic spaghetti monster? Fear not, the universe has prepared a special plate for you, and it's hotter than a supernova.

Here's your checklist before diving into the quasar's sauce:

• Elasticity: Check. (Might need it for the noodle stretch.)
• Quantum Binoculars: Necessary but optional.
• Sardonic Space Cat: Always recommended for moral support.
• Time Dilation Watch: Just in case you lose track of lunch break.

Feeling prepared? Or just feeling? Either way, here's a quantum conundrum for you:

"If Schrödinger's cat meows in the space-time tree, does it make a quantum biscuit?"

Ready to dive? Click below, or don't. The universe is indifferent either way.