// Official Emotive Distortion Bureau Statement //
Subject: Nebulous Sentiments Application Form
Procedure: 01. Bend light around black hole of regret.
02. Mail petition to adjacent supernova.
03. Await cosmic collateral damage report.
Reminder: Compliance increases chance of winning intergalactic irony award!
Once upon a perigee, long before the age of endless Netflix scroll, the vast Quasar Nebula Galaxy emerged. Not with the bang of creation, but rather the sigh of existence. Oh, sweet irony, how gravitationally attractive thou art!
Here, among the dazzling celestial bodies and drifting gaseous clouds, dwell the bureaucratic meteors and superualmente (super-intelligent) beings engaged in the Sisyphean task of cosmic paperwork. Their quills, tracing ethereal diagrams of forlorn pathways and misplaced ambitions, often weep poetic stardust.
Nostalgic tonalities ricochet off indeterminate space-time continua, as paradoxically placid and great awakenings collide in spontaneous hilarity. Do your emotions need mediating? Consult the Cosmic Visa Rights Guide here!
And remember: light moves faster. Inertia moves in circles.