"Do you mean to say that the toaster has a PhD in quantum physics?" asked the bibliophile octopus.
"Only when it toasts bread at the speed of light," replied the cat who never meows but types.
"If a worm looks at the moon, does it become an astronomer or just really confused?" pondered the wise pineapple.
"Somewhere, a snail is composing symphonies in snail-time."
"What is snail-time?" asked the bewildered clock.
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