So, you're on this rock that's hurtling through the void, huh? First things first, make sure you're not standing sideways to the cosmic winds. You wouldn't want to catch a solar breeze out of nowhere.
Next, take precisely six and a half shuffles to the left. Yes, six and a half. If you can’t manage to count that, then you're probably better off moonwalking right into a nebula.
After that, if you see a shooting star, look it directly in the eye and remind it that speed limits apply even in the galaxy. Safety first, folks.
Finally, check under your asteroid for any lost socks. They tend to collect in cosmic laundromats never to return.