Louder than a whispered secret at a quantum restaurant, nobody's quite sure how this blog got on the menu.
Ever try to order coffee with Schrödinger? Yeah, that's a dance better left untangled.
Scene: A cozy little café, slight drizzle outside, a waiter who might actually be in two places at once (expresso acts can be so elusive). Grandma just ordered time travel.
Plot Twist: The cappuccino doesn't exist until you look at it.
But hey, cosmic hiccups aside, if quantum physics had a sitcom, it’d be us—loud, mostly confusion, a side of actual science, and a moderate amount of disbelief. Are you hearing the quantum whispers too?
Now for the critical question: When you open a donut box, do the donuts outside the box want to eat the ones inside?
For those brave enough to venture further into the quantum realm:
0. Split infinitives: parallel/universe_paradox.html
1. Singularity or bust: laughing_blackhole.html
2. Tangle of time: /mainfold/muffin_problem.html