Hey there, cosmic wanderer. Ever wanted to sip on a bit of the universe? The truth is, and it's quite ugly, but even stars seem to indulge in brews between cosmic naps.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Nebula Nectar
- 2 teaspoons of Dark Matter Sugar
- 3 Star Dust Crystals
- 1 pinch of Quasar Spice
- 1 liter of Celestial Water
Instructions:
- In a cauldron of decreasing gravity, blend the Nebula Nectar and Celestial Water until it twirls like a galaxy.
- Add the Dark Matter Sugar slowly, stirring counter-clockwise to avoid timelines from crossing.
- Balance the taste with Star Dust Crystals. It should shimmer like a supernova in your cup.
- Finally, sprinkle Quasar Spice and let it steep under the light of a waxing moon (or just your kitchen bulb).
And there you have it. The ugly truth? It might not taste like anything, but that’s the cosmic charm.