When Schrödinger penned his illustrious feline narrative, little did he conceive, it would catalyze an existential crisis in cupboards. Observe, dear reader, observe! For the act of peering into quantum boxes births outcomes more profound than any reality TV show finale.
In the cosmic play, we are but overzealous spectators, donning three-dimensional glasses in a two-dimensional landscape, bewildered by the glowing scripts of physics unwritten. Revel in this ironic cosmic pantomime!
Does the universe expand because we observe it, or do our contemplations merely reflect its obstinate luminance? One might ponder whilst sipping existentially opaque tea.
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