Bubble of Quantum Initiation

Congratulations, oh wielder of the quantum spatula! You have entered a realm where rubber ducks float in Schrödinger states. Here, the initiation involves translating morse code into pizza toppings and juggling with probabilities, not oranges.

Traditionally, the bubble initiation rite begins when you manage to pop a bubble with a single strand of spaghetti. Remember, it's not about the size of the bubble, but the time dilation effects you can achieve while pondering existentially on why socks disappear in drying machines.

Embrace the quantum world like an excited cat embraces a laser pointer, and always remember to carry your certified anti-gravity umbrella.