Why don't programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs.
But if they did, they'd debug their way into a quantum meadow.
A field of error-free wildflowers, dancing with time spirals.
Ever tried to teach a cat about Schrödinger's box? Neither have I.
But I'm certain, if a feline's involved, both time and boxes become irrelevant.
The next parallel universe is just a hop, skip, and an existential dread away.
But be careful, it's always tea time with a twist in quantum land.
Join the quantum revolution
Does time spiral? Perhaps, when it steps on a banana peel.
If you catch the spiral's eye, maybe it reveals its secrets.
Unlock the mystery