Somewhere in the cosmic soup, a quark wondered aloud if it could be a quasar for Halloween. The stars, oblivious to the pun, twinkled silently in metaphorical mirth. Did you hear about the atom? It lost an electron and exclaimed, "I'm positively charged!".
Faint signals from a distant star suggest it has a case of the cosmic hiccups. Attempts to communicate failed as we intercepted nothing but heavy breathing and an occasional "Alderaan, I miss you." Rumors persist of a supernova holding a stand-up routine about black holes: "Why don't you ever see them in a game of hide and seek? Because they just suck!"
Some days, the universe seems to play cosmic chess, with all the pieces moved into improbable checks. Meanwhile, Redditors from the Andromeda Galaxy reported sightings of a rogue planet doing TikTok dances.
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