Time isn’t a river; it’s more like a spaghetti junction during rush hour.
Why did Schrödinger take his cat to the party? Because it was both a meow-narch and a no-show.
Gravity is a negligible force in my fashion sense.
Craving time travel? Just remember: donuts lead to quantum loops and existential crises.
Periodic tables are for elements, but the best connections aren’t always defined.