Far Beyond - A Culinary Voyage

Plasma-Infused Pudding

Ingredients:

1 cup cosmic sugar (1/12 of a black hole)
2 quantum eggs (observed, not scrambled)
1 teaspoon vanilla from the Andromeda aisle

Method:

Gather ingredients at the speed of C.
Mix while contemplating Schrödinger's dessert.
Pour into a supernova-proof dish and bake at stellar temperatures.

Reminder: If the pudding is not both here and there, it might just be a figment of your gluonic imagination.

Comet Cake Thawing Protocol

Ingredients:

3 cups frozen flour (harvested during winter solstice)
1 metric ton of tales about spaghetti universes
Infinity of patience (or a black coffee)

Method:

Defrost comets with ironic heat.
Weave spaghetti stories into batter (non-Newtonian style).
Bake until time itself unravels beyond the quantum horizon.

Warning: Do not thaw with microwave unless you wish to effect temporal loops.

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