Log Entry: Stardate 2054.2 - Galactic Pie of the Month
Today we ventured beyond the Milky Way to procure star anise from the Andromedean groves. Ordered pie crust to be light as stardust and filling to be sweet, sharp, and possibly sentient. First bite was a revelation, or perhaps it was just that pesky black hole wedged between the Orion belt and the taste buds. Navigating home definitely requires a taste of this ethereal pastry. Coordination between mouth and galaxy charting skills remains critical.
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Log Entry: Stardate 2054.5 - Nebula Noodles Incident
In a daring culinary attempt, we infused our pasta with the essence of the Horsehead Nebula. The result? An iridescent swirl that had everyone questioning the color of their soul. Captain's special rule: Neapolitan Nebula Noodles are not to be served during planetary alignments. They tend to resonate at frequencies that disrupt hyperdrive.
Read about our baking trials with stellar flares
Log Entry: Stardate 2055.0 - Crystalline Crumpet Voyage
Crumpets were baked using photon-infused water directly from Alpha Centauri's third moon. Surprisingly crispy with a hint of cosmic tang. Notes for future such endeavors: Always pack extra butter and avoid voids of space-time when buttering. Recommendations from the crew included a side of Quantum Jam, rumored to have a spreadability paradox.
Brewed wonders amid asteroid belts